Megosh the Swarthy is currently enjoying the hell out of Monster Hunter 3 Ultimate (but don't worry, he only ever upswings to protect his monster).

You can contact him with comments, criticism or wild praise at

You can also check out DEAD DAYS, his webcomic which he promises to start updating again very soon. Seriously.

Thanks to the GameFAQS Community for helping me out with refining the rules:
Illirya, Queen_Rathian, _Green_Knight_, Kaedechtu, DarkLink123, EvieSan, sejan12 and DarkXslayer.
Special Thanks to Crom the Burley!